May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008
New York City, New York, United States
Comedian, Philosopher, Satirist, Social critic, Actor, Writer/author
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
Some people see things that are and ask, why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
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