21 July 1951 - 11 August 2014
Chicago, Paradise Cay, California, US
Actor, comedian, America
Spring is nature's way of saying,
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
No matter what people tell you,
words and ideas can change the world.
What's right is what's left
if you do everything else wrong.
Comedy is acting out optimism.
I love kids,
but they are a tough audience.
When in doubt,
go for the dick joke.
People say satire is dead.
It's not dead;
it's alive and living in the White House.
Reality: What a concept!
Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.
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